The Sick SEO Apprentice

Rank your website above Amazon, Ebay, and Etsy beat these e-commerce giants in terms of Google ranking and organic searches.

    About the dude

    About Edsel

    A dude that just want to help other people and wants them to shine with his expertise. I have been doing this for 5 years of my life, seeking people and websites that need optimization. I feel that I am responsible for all of the websites in the World that is in dire need of traffic. Let me do my thing and you’ll see your website come into a life of it’s own.

    What Edsel Does to Improve Rankings

    100%

    Sick Dude

    No Quit

    As the saying goes "The grind don't stop" this dude never quits even if he collapses and die trying.

    The dude has no Chill

    Does not stop until the task is done.

    Low Key

    If bragging is the game then he'll be in last place.

    OUR SERVICE

    What we do

    How I make magic (beating Amazon, Ebay and Etsy)

    I woke up one morning and said to myself that I want to get rich, richer than the richest person in the world. With that goal in mind I researched about how e-commerce works in general and what are the hottest market and products there is in the world. Once that was narrowed down that the Philippines was the hottest geolocation to sell cellphones then I was off to China and asked around on how I can get the cheapest phone and getting the best value for my money. With that out of my way, I focused on setting up my website and put in everything I'm trying to sell and in no time I was able to get 8 times profit from all the optimization I did to my website that allowed my customers to get the best phones for their lifestyle.

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    What we do

    Our Credible

    Testimonials

    Steve Jobi
    "This guy has no chill, he works on every task like there is no tomorrow"
    Steve Jobi
    Jobless
    Will Homie
    "He's sick"
    Will Homie
    Homeless Guy
    Wanda Nomad
    "Wickedly introverted guy with a great sense of non-sense"
    Wanda Nomad
    Vagrant
    OUR SERVICE

    What we do

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    Our Hideout

    Paektu Mountain, North Korea

    My Prices

    Sick SEO Packages

    Sick
    Sick

    $ 1.99

    Monthly Package

    • Body Malaise
    • Low Grade Fever
    • Cough and Cold
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    Sicker
    Sicker

    $ 2.99

    Monthly Package

    • Nausea and Vomiting
    • Epistaxis
    • One Way Link Building
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    Sickest
    Sickest

    $ 3.99

    Monthly Package

    • Convulsions
    • Coma
    • Cardiac arrest
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